{"id":1654,"date":"2019-01-24T16:56:15","date_gmt":"2019-01-24T16:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arkansasfreedom.net\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2019-01-24T17:01:23","modified_gmt":"2019-01-24T17:01:23","slug":"the-omnipresent-tax-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/?p=1654","title":{"rendered":"The omnipresent tax family"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>January 6,\r\n2019<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>So it came\r\nto pass that <strong>9 months<\/strong> after embryo <strong>Penny Tax<\/strong> was conceived the new baby\r\nPenny was not aborted as promised but grew and grew.&nbsp; After all, baby Penny needed diapers,\r\nclothes, food, and transportation, expensive maintenance which had to be met&#8211;\r\nand who would be so savagely evil as to deny Penny Tax\u2019s necessities? So as all\r\nbaby taxes, she grew fat &amp; happy and her providers more impoverished, but\r\nthey suffered in order to do their \u201cduty\u201d, after all they gave her life with\r\ntheir vote just as they had done many times before for the growing Tax family.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Some payers\r\nhave even begun to notice the Tax Family never seems to go away or to be\r\nsatisfied and have started to rebel verbally, but the ever growing Tax Family\r\nhas many powerful friends who protect them and their \u201cneeds\u201d &amp; never allow\r\nthem to be diminished by lowly dissenters. So fear not, baby Penny Tax will\r\nnever be harmed and live a loooong smug but happy life.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Amen.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>~Barbara\r\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph \r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Referencing the Fort Smith Marshal's Museum's  (which was promoted as a \"private endeavor\") tax ballot for 1 cent, only for 9 months...soon to be voted on in a \"special election\".<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January 6, 2019 So it came to pass that 9 months after embryo Penny Tax was conceived the new baby Penny was not aborted as promised but grew and grew.&nbsp; After all, baby Penny needed diapers, clothes, food, and transportation, expensive maintenance which had to be met&#8211; and who would be so savagely evil as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/?p=1654\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The omnipresent tax family<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,32,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-city-government-offenses","category-city-politics","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1654"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1766,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions\/1766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}