{"id":359,"date":"2010-08-10T18:39:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T18:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arkansasfreedom.net\/?p=359"},"modified":"2010-08-10T18:39:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-10T18:39:00","slug":"new-dept-of-lost-found-concepts-clean-the-taxpayers-clocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/?p=359","title":{"rendered":"New Dept. of Lost & Found concepts…clean the taxpayer’s clocks!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Originally posted on 3\/4\/2008 10:49:00 PM)
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Since Politicrats only know how to increase and never cut
\nasinine, expensive programs, I offer to design and direct a new government
\nprogram (with lucrative salary\/perks of course).  <\/span><\/p>\n

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I propose to create the Federal Department of Lost &
\nFound Concepts. Examples:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Lost=Merit, Found=affirmative action.  Lost=excellence, Found=\u00e2\u20ac\u009dclose enough\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.
\nLost=honor, Found=the ends justify the means. Lost=truth, Found=deception.  Lost=individual freedom, Found=it takes a village.  Lost=rugged individualism, Found=government
\ndependency. Lost=dignity, Found=subservience. Lost=pride, Found=false
\nself-esteem.  Lost=responsibility,
\nFound=victimization. Lost=pride in being discriminating, Found=criminalization
\nof being discriminating. Lost=humiliation in taking welfare, Found=entitlement
\nto others\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 earnings. Lost=morality, Found=mercy (you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t need mercy if not
\nguilty).  Lost=justice, Found=selective
\nlaw enforcement. Lost=integrity, Found=Protection Racket for all involved in
\nthe heist, regardless of Party.<\/span><\/p>\n

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As you can see, this important new program has no limits,
\nno ends, and therefore will  NEED endless
\nfunding and growth.    How soon can I start my new job? Consider
\nalso how many \u00e2\u20ac\u0153new jobs\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I can create!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Another new agency, but at least dealing with truth for a
\nbig change, which come to think of it, will ensure its defeat.  Well, back to the drawing board\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I sure need
\nto learn how to milk the taxpayer dupes of every drop possible, while masking
\nthe truth\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s such a lucrative business!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/span><\/o:p><\/p>\n

The United States=playing Russian Roulette with all
\nchambers loaded.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/span><\/o:p><\/p>\n

Barbara McCutchen<\/span><\/p>\n

arkansasfreedom.net<\/a>
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(Originally posted on 3\/4\/2008 10:49:00 PM) Since Politicrats only know how to increase and never cut asinine, expensive programs, I offer to design and direct a new government program (with lucrative salary\/perks of course).    I propose to create the Federal Department of Lost & Found Concepts. Examples:   Lost=Merit, Found=affirmative action.  Lost=excellence, Found=\u00e2\u20ac\u009dclose enough\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. … Continue reading New Dept. of Lost & Found concepts…clean the taxpayer’s clocks!!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-government-corporation-church-protection-racket"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}