{"id":583,"date":"2008-03-05T04:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T04:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arkansasfreedom.net\/?p=583"},"modified":"2008-03-05T04:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T04:49:00","slug":"new-dept-of-lost-found-concepts-clean-the-taxpayers-clocks-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/?p=583","title":{"rendered":"New Dept. of Lost & Found concepts…clean the taxpayer’s clocks!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Since Politicrats only know how to increase and never cut
\nasinine, expensive programs, I offer to design and direct a new government
\nprogram (with lucrative salary\/perks of course).  <\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/o:p><\/p>\n

I propose to create the Federal Department of Lost &
\nFound Concepts. Examples:<\/p>\n

 <\/o:p><\/p>\n

Lost=Merit, Found=affirmative action.  <\/span>Lost=excellence, Found=\u00e2\u20ac\u009dclose enough\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.
\nLost=honor, Found=the ends justify the means. Lost=truth, Found=deception.  <\/span>Lost=individual freedom, Found=it takes a village.  <\/span>Lost=rugged individualism, Found=government
\ndependency. Lost=dignity, Found=subservience. Lost=pride, Found=false
\nself-esteem.  <\/span>Lost=responsibility,
\nFound=victimization. Lost=pride in being discriminating, Found=criminalization
\nof being discriminating. Lost=humiliation in taking welfare, Found=entitlement
\nto others\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 earnings. Lost=morality, Found=mercy (you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t need mercy if not
\nguilty).  <\/span>Lost=justice, Found=selective
\nlaw enforcement. Lost=integrity, Found=Protection Racket for all involved in
\nthe heist, regardless of Party.<\/p>\n

 <\/o:p><\/p>\n

As you can see, this important new program has no limits,
\nno ends, and therefore will  <\/span>NEED endless
\nfunding and growth.  <\/span>  <\/span>How soon can I start my new job? Consider
\nalso how many \u00e2\u20ac\u0153new jobs\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I can create!<\/p>\n

 <\/o:p><\/p>\n

Another new agency, but at least dealing with truth for a
\nbig change, which come to think of it, will ensure its defeat.  <\/span>Well, back to the drawing board\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I sure need
\nto learn how to milk the taxpayer dupes of every drop possible, while masking
\nthe truth\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s such a lucrative business!<\/p>\n

 <\/o:p><\/p>\n

The United States=playing Russian Roulette with all
\nchambers loaded.<\/p>\n

 <\/o:p><\/p>\n

Barbara McCutchen<\/p>\n

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Since Politicrats only know how to increase and never cut asinine, expensive programs, I offer to design and direct a new government program (with lucrative salary\/perks of course).    I propose to create the Federal Department of Lost & Found Concepts. Examples:   Lost=Merit, Found=affirmative action.  Lost=excellence, Found=\u00e2\u20ac\u009dclose enough\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Lost=honor, Found=the ends justify the means. … Continue reading New Dept. of Lost & Found concepts…clean the taxpayer’s clocks!!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cultural-marxism-destroying-united-states"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkansasfreedom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}