(Originally posted on 3/4/2008 10:49:00 PM)
Since Politicrats only know how to increase and never cut
asinine, expensive programs, I offer to design and direct a new government
program (with lucrative salary/perks of course).
I propose to create the Federal Department of Lost &
Found Concepts. Examples:
Lost=Merit, Found=affirmative action. Lost=excellence, Found=â€close enoughâ€.
Lost=honor, Found=the ends justify the means. Lost=truth, Found=deception. Lost=individual freedom, Found=it takes a village. Lost=rugged individualism, Found=government
dependency. Lost=dignity, Found=subservience. Lost=pride, Found=false
self-esteem. Lost=responsibility,
Found=victimization. Lost=pride in being discriminating, Found=criminalization
of being discriminating. Lost=humiliation in taking welfare, Found=entitlement
to others’ earnings. Lost=morality, Found=mercy (you don’t need mercy if not
guilty). Lost=justice, Found=selective
law enforcement. Lost=integrity, Found=Protection Racket for all involved in
the heist, regardless of Party.
As you can see, this important new program has no limits,
no ends, and therefore will NEED endless
funding and growth. How soon can I start my new job? Consider
also how many “new jobs†I can create!
Another new agency, but at least dealing with truth for a
big change, which come to think of it, will ensure its defeat. Well, back to the drawing board…I sure need
to learn how to milk the taxpayer dupes of every drop possible, while masking
the truth…it’s such a lucrative business!
The United States=playing Russian Roulette with all
chambers loaded.
Barbara McCutchen