The Cast:                            December 6, 2012
Laurel & Hardy (skinny & fat idiots)=Harry Reid & Barney Frank
The 3 Stooges…Moe, Larry, & Curly=McCain/Lindsay Graham/Mitch McConnell
The Keystone Kops=ICE
Abbot & Costello(both clowns)=Dems vs. Repubs
Marx Brothers (chaos & indoctrination)=Government Schools
Charlie (Communist) Chaplin=William Kristol
W.C. (never give a sucker an even break) Fields=Bill Clinton
Darth (the Destroyer) Vader=Barack Hussein Obama
The (gunrunning) Joker=The “Justice” System
Plastic (can slip in & out of everywhere) Man=Eric Holder
Brass Knucks=BATFE
The Mafia=K Street Lobbyists
Medusa (venomous snakes as hair/turns lookers into stone)=Hillary Clinton
Frankenstein (kill without reason)=the Military/Industrial/Banking Complex
Dracula (the eternal bloodsucker)=the IRS
The Wolf Man (“never waste a good crisis”& king of the murder capitol)=Rahm Emmanuel
The Mummy (eternally feeding off the taxpayers)=the Federal Reserve
The Zombies (the walking unprincipled dead)=the Supreme Court
Bozo the Clown=V.P. Joe Biden
Daffy Duck=Timothy Geithner
Charlie McCarthy (puppet who says whatever told)=Jay Carney
Step ‘N Fetch it=Susan Rice/Colin Powell
Queen of Hearts (nutcase elitist)=Nancy Pelosi
Mad-hatter (mad manipulator in disguise)=Dick Cheney
Lizzie (the ax murderess) Borden=Condoleezza Rice
Emmett Kelley (the crying clown)=John Boehner
The Chainsaw Massacre= the CIA
The Grim Reaper=the FBI
The Sexual Predator=the TSA
The Lilliputians (millions of little people tying down the producers)=the bureaucrats
Humpty Dumpty=Chris Christie
Attila the Hun (Patriot Acts, National Defense Authorization Act, merciless absolute power)=U.S. Legislature
The Snake Pit (insane asylum)=Washington, DC
The Witch Doctor=Obamacare

Superman=Ron Paul/The Constitution
Krypton (kill the source of Superman’s strength)=Republicans/Collectivists

The Bucket List=a return to reason and individual rights.

Enjoy breakfast, lunch & dinner during this 12 hour epic, dramatic depiction of the United States today…an experience you won’t want to miss—unless you have been paying attention!!!

Living wills, weapons of all kinds, smelling salts, pre-planned funerals, survival supplies, burial plots & much more will be on sale in the lobby. (Not the K Street Lobby, but the Theater Lobby).
   ~Barbara McCutchen                arkansasfreedom.net